even dead i’m better than u
Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.
Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend
there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting
Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god
i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work
"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"
Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)
Well this is fucking surreal